First of all I have to tell you that I've never experienced tromboning. It came up in conversation the other day and it appears that one of my friends was describing an enjoyable "tromboning session", so i had to know more.
In short, when you're in a standing position, and there's a girl kneeling behind you, if she then proceeds with some rimming while using a spare hand to wank you off from behind; there's no doubt about it, you're getting some tromboning.
Now, I can already hear you lot either being disgusted or laughing away, however, bear in mind that the bog standard vanilla blowjob, is still probably illegal in a bunch of repressed countries around the world, and that there are most definitely scores of married men in the UK that last got blown before they publicly said "I do".
I'm sure they all wouldn't mind a spot of tromboning every now and then if it was on offer.
Having said that, I gotta tell you, "tromboning", its a load of bollox, full stop.
I mean most chicks haven't even passed the blowjob equivalent of the 10m breaststroke certificate, let alone ready to graduate to the complex skills required for top flight tromboning.
In fact, in the unlikely event that you get offered some tromboning, you should ensure that you're dealing with someone qualified, and girls who don't measure up in the standard bj department shouldnt even be allowed to consider practising tromboning until they've reached a certain level of proficiency. It should be the law of the land.
There is one, and only one exception. I can imagine that tromboning can come in handy if you're lucky enough to have two girls working on you at the same time.
So while you're got one behind and one in front, probably wishing you had two cocks, you might get the holy grail of double blowjobs, with tromboning as the magic ingredient.
Nice.
Now fuck off and give it a go, I dare you.
P.S. If you think you're an expert at this, let me know and apply to Jack for a free consultation and feedback.
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Just in the name of science, mind you, I would like to know how someone is supposed to give a rim job to a man that is standing, and still be able to breathe. The man either doesn't have any ass whatsoever, or the girl must have some type of nose snorkel. Rimming while doggy style, yes; standing, no. Even with one hand available to spread the cheeks, you would have to find a girl with a tongue like a chameleon to reach that hole. I demand to see pictures, accompanied by signed and notarized affadavits.
Tea-bagging is better.
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